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I don’t know why I did it, but I did.

I went and watched the music video for “Call Me Maybe”.


Um. 

Wow.

If you are in need of some eye-candy, go watch it. No seriously. The guy is… well… Yeah.

Just go watch it.

Maybe.

oh god what have I done

and if not for the guy… then go watch the ending. No seriously, the last few seconds are the best. 

Call Me Maybe

lionversusbear:

Call Me Maybe (Guy Version) | Paradise Fears

shoo, boy

Why do I always like the guy covers of songs?

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feminishblog:

A Sex Video That Will Surprise You - Girls Going Wild in the Red Light District


Keep watching till the very end. It’s bloody brilliant, not to mention very moving.

oh shite, that’s brilliant

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….Oh April Fool’s…Here I come.

….Oh April Fool’s…Here I come.

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rebloggedcucumbers:

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adriofthedead:

This always makes me piss my pants laughing

This is precisely what my day week needed.

Oh god, you crazy Brits…

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kirkwoodisinoregon: theadventuresofcargline: #a day in the life of loki laufeyson #7:00 slap bitches with my pimp cane #7:30 replace thor’s shampoo with glue #8:00 go shopping for pudding #9:00 fill hiddleston’s current place of residence with copious amounts of said pudding #10:00 blow shit up #11:00 blow shit up #12:00 destroy everything #1:00 lunch time! #2:00 resume bitchslapping 3:00 hair feathering appointment 3:30 lattes with black widow 4:30 cry 4:31 level a small village a day in the life of loki laufeyson  #5:02 convince Hawkeye he is in fact a hawk #5:45 stare soulfully into the void #6:17 suit up #6:19 resume bitchslapping #7:00 dinner date with magneto to discuss brotherly and not-so-brotherly bonds and swap world domination tips #7:30 challenge the bar to a drinking contest #7:45 burn that bar the fuck down #8:00 remember why Thor banned you from midgardian liquor #8:30 drunk dial SHIELD #9:00 bitchslap those bitches when they try to put you to bed #9:10 pretend to pass out #9:39 sneak out #9:40 pause in escape to dip Thor’s hand in warm water and scribble marker all over Tony’s face #9:45 TEQUILA SHOTS YOLO

kirkwoodisinoregon:

theadventuresofcargline:

#a day in the life of loki laufeyson #7:00 slap bitches with my pimp cane #7:30 replace thor’s shampoo with glue #8:00 go shopping for pudding #9:00 fill hiddleston’s current place of residence with copious amounts of said pudding #10:00 blow shit up #11:00 blow shit up #12:00 destroy everything #1:00 lunch time! #2:00 resume bitchslapping

3:00 hair feathering appointment 3:30 lattes with black widow 4:30 cry 4:31 level a small village a day in the life of loki laufeyson

 #5:02 convince Hawkeye he is in fact a hawk #5:45 stare soulfully into the void #6:17 suit up #6:19 resume bitchslapping #7:00 dinner date with magneto to discuss brotherly and not-so-brotherly bonds and swap world domination tips #7:30 challenge the bar to a drinking contest #7:45 burn that bar the fuck down #8:00 remember why Thor banned you from midgardian liquor #8:30 drunk dial SHIELD #9:00 bitchslap those bitches when they try to put you to bed #9:10 pretend to pass out #9:39 sneak out #9:40 pause in escape to dip Thor’s hand in warm water and scribble marker all over Tony’s face #9:45 TEQUILA SHOTS YOLO

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All shall fade - Sofie

kuma-la-la:

mellokins:

chibifie:

All shall fade - From The Return of the King

If you’re interested to hear me sing…

AMAZING! o_______o

so precious, omg

W-O-W

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they say a leopard can’t change its spots. but we’re not leopards. we’re humans. our defining characteristic is our adaptability… we adapt to survive. my point is: we CAN - to some extent - ‘change our spots’. for the better. don’t judge people. allow them to grow.

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